Tag Archives: nonsequitur

Downton Abbey meets the Walking Dead meets unknown


In a post-apocalyptic bunker, a group of survivors prepare a lavish meal: roasted goose, steamed asparagus, linen tablecloths, crystal wine glasses, fresh flowers…the whole nine yards. The guests of honor, a family of four, arrive and are ushered through a … Continue reading

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lion and rodent


I had a pet lion I kept in my room…along with my Ms. Drizzle. The lion was very well behaved, except when agitated. Drizz knew how to get his goat. I was scared shitless.

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sport


Compilation of the greatest plays in sports. Queue circus music for highlights: Football team with Harlem Globetrotter-esque antics take the field. Sideline medic volleying (think volleyball) a football to the nearest player. Catch. Touchdown. Failed tackle attempt during a football … Continue reading

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buns away!


People walking the halls of a high school with giant (super huge!), multipurpose hamburger buns.

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gargoyles abroad


An ex-boyfriend and I vacation in Venice. From the plane I get an areal view of the ocean leading to a lagoon that siphons off into a expansive network of canals. At a local cafe we plan our first attraction: … Continue reading

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on waking up


Ms. Drizz has an amazing way of waking me in the morning: scratching the plastic bottom of her cage. This morning my slumbered mind translated it to a group of people bursting into spontaneous cheering. Not a bad way to … Continue reading

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security


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